Anniversaries are occasions when couples renew their commitment to each other and look back over the path they have traveled.
An essential component of any successful relationship is humor; without the ability to share a joke and to make each other laugh, no relationship will survive for very long.
That is why we have selected only funny anniversary quotes to lighten the atmosphere of your celebration.
From time to time, it’s normal for couples to have doubts about their relationship; usually, love is enough to help them overcome the problems. In previous generations, with the passing of the years, couples learned to understand each other more and make adjustments.
That is no longer the case. Maybe it’s time to remove “til death us do part” from the marriage vow to recognize the new reality. According to the United States Census Bureau, the average time until separation is about seven years for couples who end up getting divorced. The rate of divorce in the U.S. is now close to 50%.
We can only assume that these couples were simply not able to laugh together.
We hope that you and your partner will be able to browse the funny anniversary quotes selected by our Life Daily team, laugh together, and not become part of the statistics!
1. Raymond Hull
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
2. Anonymous
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
3. Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met.
4. Rita Rudner
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
5. Anonymous
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.
6. Grace Hansen
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
7. H. L. Mencken
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
8. Kimberly Broyle
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
9. Oscar Wilde
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
10. Anonymous
If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
11. Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
12. Isadora Duncan
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
13. Anonymous
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
What did you think about our list of slightly cynical, but funny anniversary quotes?
Were some of them a bit to close to the mark? Whatever you feel, you will have to agree with the truth of our final quote:
14. Groucho Marx
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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