Sometimes we just need to take life less seriously, so what better way than with funny quotes.
With the world in the state that it is today with seemingly never ending news stories about wars, disease, crime and poverty, how are we to look at life through different eyes?
We set out LifeDaily team the task of picking out a collection of funny quotes that would lighten your day:
Ron White:
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Lana Turner:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Steve Martin:
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Jim Carrey:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Oliver Herford:
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Mark Twain:
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Rita Rudner:
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Buddy Hackett:
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Anthony Burgess:
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Chris Rock:
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Zsa Zsa Gabor:
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Jerry Seinfeld:
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Robin Williams:
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
Bill Vaughan:
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Billy Connolly:
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
If you didn’t smile at our funny quotes, you’re just taking life too seriously. Time to switch off the TV, stop reading the newpapers, and just chill out.
Did you smile, and if not, why not?
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