Funny marriage quotes are just the ticket if you are having marital issues and need something to lighten the atmosphere at home
Marriage is no laughing matter when you consider the tremendous responsibility it brings with it. Yet it is a wonderful union of two people, and the institution of marriage is sacred to many.
But what can a couple do when they hit the proverbial “7-year-itch” and enter a “bad patch”?
Well, humor is usually a good thing,and if a couple can laugh together, they can often rekindle the old flames with which they first connected.
Of course, there’s nothing quite like meaningful dialogue, especially when it comes to solving major marital problems. But…
There’s also a time when the pressure at home builds up too much and you need a release. Laughter works great!
Just as things seem to be getting on top of you, it’s a great idea to watch your favorite comedy movie with your partner. If there’s no time for that, what could be better than some quick funny marriage quotes to relieve the tension.
The Lifedaily team has compiled for your reading pleasure and ease of reference, the 10 funniest marriage quotes we could find.
Enjoy!
1. Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures
2. Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person
3. Peter De Vries
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly
4. Marnie Reed Crowell
To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule
5. Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous
6. Anne Taylor Fleming
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time
7. Judith Viorst
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again
8. Robert Anderson
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage
9. Paul Sweeney
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year
10. Robert Fulghum
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love
So the next time you find yourself at odds with your spouse, or if you’re just having one of those tiffs, reach for these funny marriage quotes and relieve some tension.
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