Funny birthday quotes
Do you relate to your friend primarily through humor? A humorous birthday wish is probably the best way to go. Make them laugh with one of these famously funny birthday quotes.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
– Anonymous
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
– Helen Hayes
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Cora Harvey Armstrong
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
– Anonymous
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
– Charles Schulz
A well–adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.
– Anonymous
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
You’re not aging… You’re marinating.
– Anonymous
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
– Mitch Hedberg
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
– Bernard Baruch
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
– Caroll Bryant
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
– Anonymous
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
– Jerry Seinfeld
