These Tweets From Parents Share The Hilarious Realities Of Having Kids

Almost parent will talk about their child as a gift from God, and how the moment they became a parent was the greatest of the life. And that’s all probably true. But what they don’t always tell you about are the weird and often hilarious moments they share with their kids on a daily basis. Fortunately, with social media, those parents are able to share the good, the bad, and the ugly with the rest of the world. Some people might read these tweets and be scared off of parenthood, while others might find these bizarre exchanges make them want to have kids even more. Either way, it’s hard for parents and non-parents NOT to enjoy these observations. 10% WHAT? I wonder what percentage would have been acceptable? 0? 3% Priorities If it wasn’t for the wine, mom would probably be a lot less fun, so keep it in the glass, kiddo. A Comparison Sometimes, it’s hard not to think of your precious child as little more than a big, doughy ball of screams. Subtle Persuasion Your power to embarrass and annoy them might be the best weapon at your disposal. Supportive No Matter What Maybe one day that unidentifiable skill will become the next parkour or contact juggling! How’s That Pronounced? Just assume it’s a cute mistake. You don’t want to ever think your kids are growing up as quickly as they actually are. A House Full of Compromise I guess you have to hang that up in the front for the kid’s self-esteem, but hurry. That will start to smell. Kids Are Just This Fickle Sometimes, they’ll decide to put on their own show, and it’s WAY more annoying than the one on screen. Sometimes…They’re Pawns Everything’s a toy with kids. That wears off pretty darn quickly, so enjoy it while you can. Bringing The Drama The bigger question is why was the mom keeping him inside? Maybe because he was scaring the other kids with this threats? They Confuse Words Celery, salary…they really tighten up on the vocab later, so just let it slide. Hopefully, they don’t have to learn salary until they’re much older, anyway. Sometimes, They Just Don’t Get It… If they’re creating their own fun, I guess it’s a sign of imagination, and you can’t be critical. Even if they ARE being pretty dumb. Sometimes, They Act A LOT Older Inside every kid seems to be an old sarcastic soul that gradually takes their body over sometime in their teenage years. They Try Their Best But sometimes their best just sucks, but you have to be nice anyway. That Look Is Priceless That look. After years of adulthood, most people lose that look, or it’s just reserved for a coupel very special things. They Can Be So Evil… When it comes to finding ways to be evil, they can be incredibly resourceful. Like this weird kid. There’s Always A Bright Side Yeah, they’re not always the sharpest tools in the shed, but…they get smarter. Most of the time, anyway. They’re Not ALWAYS Game For Anything Even if an adult thinks something is fun, a kid can disagree. Then you get this look. Even if it IS a sweet hairstyle. Their Weird Comments Can Haunt You If an adult said something like this, they would get locked up, but kids can get away with it. What Else Could This Be? Maybe the prostitute is paying for a library or something? Sentimental In Very Weird Ways Is this the funniest picture ever? It just might be. And points to the kid for wanting to get a picture at a difficult time. They Go Against The Grain When they embrace their weirdness, you do too…and it’s wonderful. They’re Honest…Too Honest She couldn’t be a skinny sea witch? They’re Fair, But In Weird Ways At least the kid doesn’t want to be mean, though I’m wondering if it’s a girl or boy. Their Honesty Knows No Bounds Just because something is true doesn’t mean you need to say it. Kids don’t know this. Never Trust Them If It’s Quiet Rarely do kids make this small a mess when they’re on their own for an hour.